Q: OK, so like, in this game and stuff, will we be able to fly and stuff? Cause, like,  flying is cool and stuff...............................Clueless In Cincinnatti

A: Yes, you can fly. Please read the FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com

Q: Umm...so....will we be able to have capes and junk like what they have in wrestling?.....Double-Digit IQ in Duluth

A: No, there will be no capes. Please read the FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com

Q: Sup, yo, can we get big cars and what not like the Batmanobile? Cause, when that Batman rides in that Batmanobile, he looks so pimp! Yo, but forget that Robin, what kind of bitched-up name is Robin for a dude?........Dumber than Dirt in Des Moines

A: No, there will not be cars, at least not in the first release. Please read the FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com

Q: OK, so like, can we have cars and stuff? And would it be cool if they can fly? And do you think the cars should have capes? Would that look more pimp?...........A Noodnick from Newfoundland

A: Cars with capes? What? What the hell is wrong with you? Read the FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com ...............what the hell kind of concept is that with the cars and capes?

Q: Hello, I want to kill everything and everbody I see so I can be like The Punishments. I know about the Punishments plus I read his book real good. So like do you think there will be lots of PVP in CoH so that I can even kill people during the loading screen?.......Sociopathic in Sacramento

A: There will be PVP only in the arena in a future release. Please read the FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com

Q: So like The Arena is  another game? So how much does it cost? Do I need a credit card to buy this game plus more games?....Brain-Dead in Brainerd

A: My God, how does Aura do it? There's a @#$%ing FAQ at www.cityofheroes.com ......buy Hooked On Phonics first, then read it. This poor planet is doomed.

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Q: This thing looks cool I want to be like The Wolverine plus Superman do you think this is a cool idea plus how do I make more guys?  Also, why does so many people think the XMen can beat Popeye (IF HE HAD HIS SPINACH!)...............Guileless in Groton

A: ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

Q: OK, right, well.....OK, well, right, the thing, the thing that that other guy said about that Green Guy, who......the Green.....that Red Guy who knew that lady....well, I don't think that that guy should know what the first Green guy....wait, well, ok, I don't know much about it.....or comics.....or games....or computers or any other junk....well, ok, I am only 4 and I sleep in a shoebox inside of a trailer. So what?............Neglected in Nashville

A: Will someone please kill me?

Q: Hey! Hey! How come all you guys have to have Teams and Roleplaying, and Teams that Roleplay and Junk! That stuff sucks plus it is so gay! So what if it is an RPG, that stuff sucks. I want to just shoot stuff and beat the game. How come they have to so many words and junk in the thing, plus so many pictures? Why don't they just have stick figures that can't move and bleed a lot? Then I could kill them all and be so leet! Yeah, dude, that would so rock......I don't like reading stuff because it makes my head hurt. How come so many people have to be in the game? I just want me and my buds in the game plus the stick figures.Ya know what? I don't want them dudes in the game either, just me, so I could shoot myself and be the most uber and beat the game! I don't care if it is supposed to be MultiPlayer! But I don't want no Roleplayers though, because that stuff sucks and is gay.........Dodo from Dayton

A: Would someone please kill him? 

Q: I just bought Vice City and it ROCKS! I hope CoH will be this cool with PVP and killing. So how can we make it more like GTA3 so we can beat up old ladies and stuff? Because if I had superpowers that is what I would do. If it is not going to be like GTA3, how can we make those guys change it? Will I be able to PvP and kill an entire hospital? When will the PvP part come out, because I don't want the whole game, just the PvP part........... Lobotomy in Louisville 

A: Will someone please kill us all?

Q: Hi, I want to start a Team, but I have no idea what a Team is, or is supposed to do. I just want to do it because everyone else is. I also want to start a website, but I have no idea what to do, and I am also too lazy to find out. I just want a cool Team with a cool website with tons of members. When CoH comes out,  will someone out there please buy me the game and pay the monthly fee for me?......Shameless In Syracuse

A: If it will shut you the @#$% up, yes.

Q: Well, I have been examining this CoH very carefully, and I believe that these Cryptical people are working with the government. Let me explain, in intricate detail, the 8,000 reasons I believe this.........Oliver Stone, Los Angeles, CA.

A: Please......Dear God, PLEASE NO!!!!!

Q: Hello Boodikka, I enjoy these forums very much. However, I believe that earlier you said that the country is doomed. Well, you didn't use any mathematical theory to prove that statement. Therefore, allow me to correct you by using this rather interesting formula that I devised while marooned on a desert island. You see, first..................Pedantic in Pittsburgh

A: Where are those sleeping pills?

Q: Heh, heh.....so will there be any naked chicks in this game......heh, heh....you know....so you can see their CENSORED

A: This person appears to have worked for Sony/Verant..

Q: I would like to persent my Original of my Heroe to you he is called Kewl. He is a Supreeeror Altred who is also a Mutated plus he has Magic Mystics. He is super-intellijent and so forth so makes many Gadjets  and he also makes Cybers in fact he is a Cyber-Nincha! Nincha is cool plus it has Kung Foo! He is borne from another Planet, so he is Aleeen but not illegal because he came here when the Planet blowed up. He was blinded in the ship when he was bited by a radialractive bug so he then had such stuff as Wings, Clawes plus Fangs. He likes to be a Nincha but Sometimes he is a Doctor and Prefesser which helps him make Nincha Gadjets (plus he is also a secret Pro Wrestler!) He lives in a mansion plus a cave which he climbs with bats, which is where he hides his powerful ring plus Guns! So what do you think then? ............Flatlining in Fresno

A: I'll bet his weaknesses are punctuation, spelling and grammar.

Q: Hey! Where is the Poll thing? I want to make a poll about poll-making........Medicated in Montana

A: I'd like to shove a pole........oh, never mind.

Q: Well I just have to say that this CoH thing is doomed to fail! I mean, it's so obvious! OK, so they have a great concept, lots of rabid fans, and a deep-pocketed publisher......but so what? What does that mean? I mean, all of you are being duped because, mmmm, these people.....who are Cryptic, anyway? I mean, you people, ummm......hey, I am just lonely. Won't someone just talk to me?............Pathetic In Plattsburgh

A: No.

Q: Hey, Flatlining In Fresno, that character concept is great. I'm starting yet another comic company, send me a resume!..............Jim Shooter, The Third Empty Refrigerator Box In The Alley Behind The Popeye's Chicken, New York, N.Y. 10001

A: Ya gotta love him....he tries.

Q: Everyone thinks they should be in the Beta...well, I think I should be in the Beta. It's unfair the way they are doing this Beta....why are they doing the Beta this way? I really do want to be in Beta..What is a Beta, anyway?......Bipolar in Baltimore.

A: I'm getting in to the tub with the razor blades now.

Q: I am insane........Pat Buchanan, Seventh Level, Hell

A: Finally, a letter we can agree with.